A Different View

One Rainy Evening Down South:
I waved frantically for an auto that rainy evening in Kochi. One yellow wonder finally obliged. He ripped through the busy streets and twisted lanes, while I released my fingers from all my shopping, felt my purse safely amidst that junk and checked my mobile for... well, time, missed calls, messages. Sigh.

Then I looked at the rear view mirror. If all the powers of reflection were right, his rear view mirror was focusing on my breasts(!). He had his head slightly tilted, so his dual purpose eyes could look at the road and my breasts at the same time. My ol' horny countryman! I slowly pulled one of the shopping bags, straightened the crumbled ends and held it close to protect my 'assets' from his safety device. The 40 degree tilt slowly turned to a neat 90 degree angle.


One Sunny Afternoon A Little Up South:
We are all born narcissists. And motorcyclists in Hyderabad take it one step further. This guy speeding through Panjagutta had both rear view mirrors twisted to reflect his own face. Aah! The wind in my hair, me singing on the bike, me talking on the mobile. I love me! The vehicles behind me? What? This is Hyderabad, didn't you know?!

I could repeat a discourse on traffic sense and morality. Instead I'll let them live with their rare view and me with mine.

8 responses to “A Different View

  1. Supra girl!!! Wat is this, haan? You should not use such words (like B*****S) on such a forum!!! Wat will people think re!!! ;)

  2. "ol' horny countryman" haha! right on sister!
    Always wondered who they'd blame if they crashed into a lorry or something :|

    and what's diuli getting all conservative about? :P :D

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From the joys of singledom to the exploration of marriagedom, I've travelled some blog time. Mylo, used often in this blog is the pseudonym for My Love, my husband. Wide-eyed, brilliantly unintelligible, pillar of humourous support, and heartbreakingly romantic, he and I make life worth living for each other. Today, I mostly write about our misadventures, life, and anything that's more to it!