Today Goin On Tomorrow

on Sep 5, 2007
My recent hair metamorphosis from all straight long to all curly short made a friend go "Einstein eh?" ( For a split sec me tried recollecting the last intelligent word that left my mouth)

A recent gift for the entire office - a shopping bag containing a toilet bag containing a toothbrush. Wha?? Me almost blew into my palm when no one's watchin.

My anorexic pillow losing its brawn (brains ruleth not in bed) and making me look for more muscular ones on eBay. (Noble reader, thou shalt express your love in any foam)

Me seeing tailless lizards, happy pregnancies (virginity never counts), sweaty chases and bad people while sleeping. Skinny pillow obvious culprit.

My hair thinking it's autumn. Me imagining winter.

Today's service message promises me 8 lakhs for the right answer: Himesh Reshammiya is a cook, singer or somethin else. Me positive Himesh sent me that message.

14 thus spoke:

Nags said...

hehehe.. wow! some of my sense of humour rubbing onto you eh? stay away!! :D

Toothlesswink said...

@n - I've been trying hard to go away but you want me around for inspiration! Make up ur mind girl! :D

Medhini said...

Hi.

You write well! I sense 'freedom' in your writings. Please do write frequently. take care.

mathew said...

quite funny..loved the line "Noble reader, thou shalt express your love in any foam "

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

ah..
you must be the funny-cousin-i've never seen that mum was talking about.
:)

Bharathy said...

Loved reading the humurous post!:)

Bharathy said...

...Oh yes..very soon we will reach there as a whole batallion..LOL...equipped with goodies you love!!:)

Leslie Andrews David said...

He called you "Einstein", was he under influence?
The weather and you hair is a match; always unpredictable!

-Vice man.

crazyBugga said...

have u seen lizards goin at it? its quite a sight... since the tail comes in the way, the female loses its tail... oh! women suffer everywhere...

Mydh said...

omg!thanks for that mental picture! Wonder why no one has called you diana ross yet... oh I just did :P

MUTHAMIZH said...

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Renaissance said...

Hello Mam,

Great write from you as usual...hope you are still writing your poems....got any posted an blogs??? do let me know....loved this write...they as good as you, free-flowing, lively, funny and exciting :)...guess who's this writing a comment...

Renaissance said...

Hello Mam,

Great write from you as usual...hope you are still writing your poems....got any posted an blogs??? do let me know....loved this write...they as good as you, free-flowing, lively, funny and exciting :)...guess who's this writing a comment...

Ren said...

Classy post!

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