May 14, 2009

10 Things I Learnt about Food Consumption in Marriage

  1. Food needs to be cooked everyday, more than once. Not counting refreshments.
  2. Men eat, a lot. Women can only keep up by cooking.
  3. Recipes race only through my head, not my body.
  4. Remaining faithful to instant noodles was a prudent decision.
  5. I'm eternally grateful to frozen dessicated coconut.
  6. Not everything cooks as fast as potatoes. 
  7. I know I'll stir till I die. So I make stirring designs. 
  8. Research benefits of oats, cereal mixes, cornflakes do not impress men. 
  9. Puppy eyes, fatigue, love - absolute blackmail that works on me.
  10. Complexity in ingredients adds value to the dish. My complex formula - change the order of the same ingredients for different dishes.
Well, nobody said I couldn't take short cuts to his heart!

9 thus spoke:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... no one to comment on the blog!!!! kooooiiii

Toothlesswink said...

Dear 'anonymous' mylo, I love you for being the first to comment on things I learnt from you :P

Nags said...

hahaha.. I agree about the cornflakes part. All lost!

Rozee said...

hahaha!!! my god! i think im goin to learn a few lessons before join the bandwagon in oct ;) great blog!

SJ said...

Include 'tears' in number 9!!

Toothlesswink said...

@Nags - Sigh!
@Rozee - Learn from the veterans :P
@SJ - 'Tears?' I'm not sure if men would use tears as a weapon for food. The ones I know, know a restaurant. :)

The Struggler said...

I guess you learned that the hard way :)

Thanks for paying a visit and hope you will in future too..

Zoƫ said...

Yes - all true !!! *applause*

Toothlesswink said...

@the struggler: It's getting tougher everyday! :)
@zoe: thank you! taking a bow :)

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